there is one common in boobs and playstation
the common is made for childrins but used by adult
One child said to his aunt that visit them: "Hey ugly! " his mother heared and forced him to apologize to his aunt, the child said to her: "I'm sorry you're ugly"!
A teacher asked his students .. How old is your father? Student said: Gosh i dont know
but we had him for the longst time.
The father said to his son: When Napoleon was at your age he was the first in the class! the son said: and when Napoleon was at your age .. he was The Emperor of France!!
a kid asked his mom why daddy bold she answer he is so smart he lost all his hair
the kid mom so u stupid your hair so long.
mommy are next door Neighbor are so stingy the mother why,the kid they make a big seen
Because thier littel boy swallo a corder.
a stoned dude stoped a taxi and asked him you busy taxi man said no ,the stoned dude said
awsome then lets chit chat.
iq tests they asked French and Japanese and Arab : what is fastest thing in the world
? French said: the light .. Japan said: thinking .. Arab said: diarrhea ..
Asked him why He said diarrhea?
arab man said when u have diarrhea you have no time to think or turen the light on
a stoned dude opened the fridge saw the jelly shake he said to the jelly oh dont worry
i just want it watter.
Stoned called the restaurant and asked do u have dinner
restaurant dude said: "Yes, the stoned dude said why didn't u invait me.
a stoned dude heared that in china ever 1 min they have a newborn
he siad damn the Technologie and us we have them every 9 months!
armed stoners got a guy a asked him are you with us or them he said
no im with you stoners said you are so dead we are them.
a jackass locked his buddy in a circul shape room and he said if you get your ass
in the corner i will let u out.
a jackass recorded his dad dien and he always play the tape to his sick mother.
a jackass got hired as director of emergencys, he change the-emergency number
from 911 to9363528208376.
a poor man asked a jack ass to give himsome thing to eat telling him he is gonna die
starving the jack ass gave him appetizing pills.
a jackass been ask Would you like your wife dead? He said:
no let her live if she die im affraid i will die from happyiness
a jackass worked for a soda factory , he wrote on the pack of the cans warning shake it well
befor opening.
a jackass kept asking his 16 year old girlfriend to take her virginity for a year when she agreed
he told her dad.
a jackass got hired in a handicap school as a gym teacher
his first class was jumping athlete bar.
